ᴍʏ ʀᴇal-lɪfᴇ sᴛaʀ cɪᴛɪzᴇn ᴍᴇʀchandɪsᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀnᴇʏ
ɪᴍᴍᴇʀsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇlf ɪn ᴛhᴇ cᴏsᴍᴏs wɪᴛh sᴛaʀ cɪᴛɪzᴇn ᴍᴇʀchandɪsᴇ! ᴏᴜʀ aᴜᴛhᴇnᴛɪc ᴛ-shɪʀᴛs, hᴏᴏdɪᴇs, and fɪgᴜʀɪnᴇs ᴛᴜʀn ʏᴏᴜʀ hᴏᴍᴇ ɪnᴛᴏ a galacᴛɪc cᴏᴍᴍand cᴇnᴛᴇʀ. ᴇach pɪᴇcᴇ ɪs ᴍᴇᴛɪcᴜlᴏᴜslʏ cʀafᴛᴇd, ʙʀɪngɪng ᴛhᴇ gaᴍᴇ’s ɪcᴏnɪc shɪps and chaʀacᴛᴇʀs ᴛᴏ lɪfᴇ. wᴇaʀ ᴛhᴇ lᴇgᴇndaʀʏ ʀsɪ cᴏnsᴛᴇllaᴛɪᴏn ᴏn ʏᴏᴜʀ chᴇsᴛ as ʏᴏᴜ plan ʏᴏᴜʀ nᴇxᴛ ɪnᴛᴇʀsᴛᴇllaʀ ᴍɪssɪᴏn ᴏʀ shᴏwcasᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ dʀaᴋᴇ cᴜᴛlass fɪgᴜʀɪnᴇ as a ʀᴇᴍɪndᴇʀ ᴏf ᴇpɪc spacᴇ ʙaᴛᴛlᴇs. wɪᴛh sᴛaʀ cɪᴛɪzᴇn ᴍᴇʀchandɪsᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ nᴏᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ a gaᴍᴇʀ; ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ lɪᴠɪng ᴛhᴇ scɪ-fɪ dʀᴇaᴍ!
